Penguin in the park

Once a man was walking in the park when he across a penguin.

He took him to policeman and said, “I have just found this penguin. What shall I do ?”

The policeman replied, “Take him to the zoo!”

The next day the policeman saw the same man in the same park and the man was still carrying the penguin with him. The policeman was rather surprised and walked up to the man and asked, “Why are you still carrying that penguin about ? Didn’t you take it to the zoo ?”

“I certainly did,” replied the man

“It was a great idea because he really enjoyed it. So today I’m taking him to the movies.”

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PROGRESS Grade XI

Green, Pink and Yellow

(In Look a head, English Course)

An English teacher was explaining about colors to his student.

After he had finished explaining, he asked his student. “Who can make a sentence using the words green, pink and yellow ? James, the smartest student in the class, quickly raise his hand and answered, “When the yellow morning sun comes, I see a beautiful girl wearing a pink blouse walking through the green grass.

“Excellent ! James, you are a very good student! ” praise the teacher.

“Me, , me, , Sir!” Johny, the naughty student in the class, said while raising his hand. And then he said, “I heard the telephong was ringing, green . . . green . ., then I pinked up the receiver and I said, “Yellow, who’s speaking there ?”